With all the talk about the recession, job insecurity and lay offs, here are a few business jokes to lighten things up a bit. The Flowers A new business was. ... The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it Correct Answer: You swim across. ...
Netnet: I am selling my singing refrigerator. Yes, it sings. It sings when it wants to, and whatever it wants to. Though, with some patience and proper training, you could have it singing Sinatra, Beatles, or use it as a gag on your ...
170) Yo mom is so fat the refrigerator put a restraining order on her 171) Yo mom is so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina. 172) Your mommas so fat when she fell over she made the Grand Canyon. ...
My daughter cant find anything to wear in a closet full of clothing, and my son cant find anything good to eat in a refrigerator full of food. The Perfect Son I have a perfect son. Does he smoke No, he doesnt. ...
Elephant jokes..... Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath. Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator A: By the footprints in the butter. ...
Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now Im here. Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. ...
Rep. Bob Smith may be the chattiest guy down at the state Capitol. And darned proud of it. I cant hear anything, so I might as well just keep talking, the Republican from Watkinsville jokes. Read more
Heres a culinary riddle for you: What do Easter, Moes Tavern on The Simpsons, and Amish buffets all have in common Read more
Unless youve met Charlotte or Andrew, you probably dont know much about Mountainbrooke. Its a place on North Third Street in downtown Grand Forks that many pass without noticing. It has a green and gray awning, and on the door, it says Mountainbrooke, 112 N. Third St. Advertisement: Joe Blacks $3 Absolut, Bombay Crown Read more
Tracy Griffith, a University of Tennessee alumnus, will be guest chef at Rollin on Rocky Top, a fundraising event to benefit the University of Tennessees department of retail, hospitality and tourism management. Read more
Twentyfour hours after her death, Katharine Katie Wood had a long list of goodbyes and wishes from her friends on the wall section of her Facebook Web page and a group set up on the Web site in her honor. (Northwest Arkansas Times) Read more
Judy Gold, by her own account, is not your typical Jewish mother. Shes a 6foot3 kosher lesbian comedian with two sons, both conceived through artificial insemination. She gave birth to Ben, 6, and adopted Henry, 11, after her thengirlfriend gave birth to... Read more